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    Only in this Stupid World...

    Only In This Stupid World
    .....do People
    order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

    Only In This Stupid World do banks leave vault doors open and
    then chain the pens to the Counters..

    Only In This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk
    All the way to the back of the Store to get their Prescriptions
    while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the Front.

    Only In This Stupid World .....do we leave cars worth thousands
    Of dollars in the driveway and put Our useless junk in the Garage.

    Only In This Stupid World do we buy hot dogs in packages Of
    ten and buns in Packages of Eight..

    Only In This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM
    machines With Braille lettering.

    EVER WONDER........Why The sun lightens Our hair, but darkens our
    Skin?

    Why Don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
    Why Is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
    Why Is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
    Why Is lemon juice made With artificial flavor, and dishwashing
    Liquid made with real lemons?

    Why Is the man who Invests all your money called a Broker?
    Why Is the time of Day with the slowest traffic called rush
    Hour?

    Why Isn't there Mouse-flavored cat food?
    Why Isn't there Cat flavored Dog Food?
    Why Didn't Noah Swat those two Mosquitoes?
    Why Do they sterilize the Needle for lethal Injections?
    You Know that Indestructible black box that is used on
    Airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
    Stuff?!

    Why Don't sheep Shrink when it rains?
    Why Are they called Apartments when they are all stuck
    Together?

    I Like this one!!!
    If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of
    Progress?

    If Flying is so Safe,
    why do they call the airport the Terminal?

    Now That you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
    the Stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile
    to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to
    Everyone.
    We all need to smile every once in a While and
    Spread the Stupidity

    Sometimes I just think funny things - Dudley Moore in Arthur

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    A good way to start Monday!

    Thanks, SE!
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    I have copied it SE and will send it out to my email friends. I have altered one of them as it is quite outdated.

    Only In This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk
    All the way to the back of the Store to get their Prescriptions
    while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the Front.
    A Loud Rider Makes A Deaf Horse


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    Yeah, you have to be old to remember that. lol My ancient brain didn't even pick up on it.
    Sometimes I just think funny things - Dudley Moore in Arthur

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    ďAbstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation.ĒA wise person hears both sides of any story before deciding on truth. your life is not something thatís happening to you. You have created a path for whatever reason ó just be with it. Whatever happens you, itís really all about how you handle it. **Pocket Trainer!** **RELIEF!! at last! FIXmestick!!

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